Monday, July 01, 2024

How to make a nuisance of himself

     "But, Eve, were you only joking when you asked Clarkie to find you something to do? She took you quite seriously."

    "No, I wasn't joking. There's a drawback to my going to Blandings. I suppose you know the place pretty well?"

    "I've often stayed there. It's beautiful."

    "Then you know Lord Emsworth's second son, Freddie Threepwood?"

    "Of course."

    "Well, he's the drawback. He wants to marry me, and I certainly don't want to marry him. And what I've been wondering is whether a nice easy job wlike that, which would tide me over beautifully till September, is attractive enough to make up for the nuisance of having to be always squelching poor Freddie. I ought to have thought of it right at the beginning, of course, but when he wrote and told me to apply for the position, but I was so delighted at the idea of regular work that it didn't occur to me. Then I began to wonder. He's such a persevering young man. He proposes early and often."

(from Leave It To Psmith, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)

No comments: