Tuesday, January 29, 2013

I was terribly disturbed today

to learn that my wife runs on lithium batteries. I am afraid she may burst into flame at any time.

4 comments:

  1. So you have two choices. You can either arm yourself with fire extinguishers, or you can give her a bear hug and be blissfully engulfed in the flames.

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  2. Anonymous9:30 AM

    She's burst into flames before. We survived.

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  3. Just a joke, dear. Calm down.

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