Sunday, January 10, 2021

Mustn't bring up the dirt

     "Do you realize that every single discreditable episode in my past is filed away in Nannie's memory? She could and would tell Bunny things about me which in time would be bound to sap her love. How long could a wife go on looking on her husband as a king among men after hearing an eyewitness's account of his getting jerked before a tribunal and fined thee weeks' pocket money for throwing rocks at the kitchen window or a blow-by-blow description of the time he was sick at his birthday party through eating too much almond cake? In about two ticks I should sink to the level of a fifth-rate power."

(from Cocktail Time, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)

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