Saturday, December 09, 2023

The entertainment value of hiccups

     "Oh, I say," she said, "will you give this to Mr. Wooster when you see him?" She held out Mr. Wooster's cigarette case. "He must have dropped it somewhere. I say," she proceeded, "it's an awful lark. He's going to give a lecture to the school."

    "Indeed, miss?"

    "We love it when there are lectures. We sit and stare at the poor dears, and try to make them dry up. There was a man last term who got hiccoughs. Do you think Mr. Wooster will get hiccoughs?"

    "We can but hope for the best, miss."

    "It would be such a lark, wouldn't it?"

    "Highly enjoyable, miss."

    "Well, I must be getting back. I want to get a front seat." And she scampered off. An engaging child. Full of spirits.

(from Carry On, Jeeves, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)

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