Cosmo Booch and Dikran Marsupial slogged in the schnoz

IN A FLASH
It all happened, says George, who can turn a phrase as well as the next man, in a flash. The fiend leaped on to the porch and immediately dispelled any notion that might have been lurking in the minds of the checker players that here was a mere kibitzer who had come to breathe down the backs of their necks and offer advice, by pasting Cosmo Booch squarely on the schnozzle. And while Cosmo was calling on the Supreme Court to have this declared unconstitutional, he did precisely the same to Mr. Marsupial. He then left by the front or carriage entrance.

(from a newspaper report as recorded in Laughing Gas, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)