"I think I accomplished my objective, don't you?'
"As far as Tippy is concerned, yes. But what happens when he gets her on the phone and she says she doesn't love him?"
"She won't. I cannot picture any niece of mine not loving someone as rich as he is."
"You don't think it's only his money that's the attraction, do you?"
"Certainly not. They're soul mates. She has about as much brain as a retarded billiards ball, and he approximately the same. It's the ideal union and I am gratified that I have been able to do my little bit to push it along."
(from Galahad at Blandings, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)
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