"I was engaged to him once."
"Really?"
"Broke it off, though, when he started to bulge at every seam. Couldn't keep that boy off the starchy foods. I don't mind a poop being a poop, but I draw the line at a poop who looks like two poops rolled into one."
(from Ice in the Bedroom, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)
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