Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Panhandlers leave him alone

     Bingo, you see, is not a man who finds it easy to float a really substantial loan. People know too much about his financial outlook. He will have it in sackfuls some day, of course, but until he realizes on his Uncle Wilberforce - who is eighty-six and may quite easily go to par - the wolf, so far as he is concerned, will always be in or about the vestibule. The public is aware of this, and it makes the market sluggish.

(from Eggs, Bean and Crumpets, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)

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