Friday, March 22, 2024

Not much chance

 "Alf Todd [a boxer]," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a needle of melted butter into a wildcat's left ear with a red-hot needle."

(from "The Return of Battling Billson," by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)

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