One of the disadvantages of having lots of family and friends is that you have to go to a lot of funerals over time.

Grandchildren

I WANT IT CLEARLY UNDERSTOOD that I expect all these grandkids to be taught to pamper their grandparents in their old age.

Lots of sickness going on around here. Has anyone avoided it?

OLD IRON GUT. Grandpa was throwing up Sunday, sick enough that he did not go to church. However, by Sunday night he was snarfing down pizza like a dog after a biscuit.