Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Why is the wife of the Governor not called the Governess?
Who said this:

"Hello, Joe? Al. Got a problem!"

Monday, July 25, 2011

Hollywood attempts at Southern accents stick out like sore thumbs.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

A good description of me - from Fibber and Molly: "He has less taste than a night club salad."

Difference between the major parties on health care


Democrats' approach: A man comes into the emergency room with a hangnail. The doctor prescribes half a million dollars of tests to determine the cause and puts the patient on three kinds of expensive medicines. Finally extensive surgery is done to repair the subcutaneous structure of the finger. Democrats say that the government should pay for all of this since he should have the same access to health care as any other person.

Republicans' approach: A man lies at the door of the emergency room in a pool of blood from a life-threatening wound. The Republican steps carefully past him and says, "Lie there and die. See if I care. It isn't my fault that you aren't rich enough to afford health care."

Thursday, July 07, 2011

Standard procedure when I was in grade school was to fold up all papers that were returned to me after they were graded, stick them in my hip pocket, and take them home to Mama.

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Not guilty

It is significant that our American judicial system only pronounces a man "not guilty" if he is not convicted of a crime. There is no positive statement of his righteousness, only a negative statement regarding his guilt. But in the court of heaven the verdict must be "righteous" if we are to see God's face in peace.

Tuesday, July 05, 2011

The Halls of Ivy radio show

On the Halls of Ivy radio show, Benita Colman (Mrs. Ronald Colman) was to him as Costello was to Abbott - but in a very intellectual manner. It was a very well-written and entertaining program, but you had to have just a little acquaintance with academic topics to appreciate it.