"You may have asked yourself why I, though working in the heart of Hollywood for more than twenty years, have never married."
It had not occurred to Mr. Llewellyn to ask himself this. Had he done so, he would have replied to himself that the solution of the mystery was that his old friend, though highly skilled in the practice of law, was short on fascination. Mr. Trout, in addition to being thin, had that dried-up look which so often comes to middle-aged lawyers. There was nothing dashing about him. He might have appealed to the comfortable, motherly type of woman, but these are rare in Hollywood.
(from Bachelors Anonymous, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)