Monday, March 17, 2025

Nervous bridegrooms

     "Bridegrooms are seldom in a frame of mind to take a calm look at their surroundings as the situation starts to develop. How well I remember your father when the parson was putting him through it. White as a sheet and quivering in every limb. I was his best man, and I'm convinced that if I hadn't kept near enough to him to grab him by the coat tails, he'd have run like a rabbit."

    "I shan't do that. I shall quiver all right, but I'll stay put."

    "I hope so, for nothing so surely introduces a sour note into the wedding ceremony as the abrupt disappearance of the groom in a cloud of dust."

(from A Pelican At Blandings, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)

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