Friday, September 16, 2016

Not-so-tasty breakfasts

          "Was he the Pride of the School?"
          "Oh, rather."
          "Not that it was much of a school to be the pride of, from what he tells me. A sort of Dotheboys Hall, wasn't it?"
          "Conditions under Aubrey Upjohn were fairly tough. One's mind reverts particularly to the sausages on Sunday."
          "Reggie was very funny about those. He said they were made, not from contented pigs, but from pigs which had expired, regretted by all, of glanders, the botts and tuberculosis."

(from How Right You Are, Jeeves, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)

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