Wednesday, March 21, 2018

He has an advantage

Granny Clampett: "Skipper (the chimp) sure does look nice, don't he?

Jethro: "Of course he does. He's got on my best tie."

Jed: "Dogged if he don't tie it better'n you do.

Jethro: "If I had four hands, I could do some fancy tying, too!"

(from The Beverly Hillbillies)

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