"Listen, I didn't know a thing. I didn't know how to walk or talk or even eat right. I had to watch everything I said and did not o give myself away in that job, because when I applied I faked a high classa education on my application. But I learned. I went without food and lived in a dump in order to have clothes and an Arden Complexion and figure. Nature didn't give me this beyootiful silhouette, darling. I acquired it, and I keep it now by main force."
(from The Applegreen Cat, by Frances Crane)
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