"Bingo," said Mrs. Bingo, we always tell each other everything, don't we?"
"Do we? Oh, yes. Yes."
"Because when we got married, we decided that that was the only way. I remember your saying so on the honeymoon."
"Yes," said Bingo, licking his lips and marvelling at the depths of fatheadness to which men can sink on their honeymoons."
(from Eggs, Beans and Crumpets, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)
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