The downside to Wyoming

     "Go back west, and be happy? Say, you don't think I like it out there, do you?"

    "But I thought . . ."

    "You've never lived through a Wyoming winter," Rose Keeley told her savagely. "Snowdrifts up to your armpits, blizzards three days a week, and mail about twice a month. You've never lived a day's drive from the nearest town, where you can't buy anything or go anywhere or have any fun! I hate it, I tell you!"

(from Murder On Wheels, by Stuart Palmer)