Avoid the political arena!

"You will miss the debate, sir."

"The what?"

"The debate between Mr. Winship and his opponent. It takes place tomorrow night."

"What time?"

"It is scheduled for a quarter to seven."

"Taking how long?"

"Perhaps an hour."

"Then expect me back at about seven-thirty. the great thing in life, Jeeves, if we wigh to be happy and prosperous, is to miss as many political debates as possible."

(from Jeeves and the Tie That Binds)