Friday, August 08, 2025

The wife is always right

 "All right, then. Wait for me at the Astor. Though it's kind of a swell place, isn't it?"

"Well, don't you want a swell place to dine at on your wedding night?"

"You're right."

"I'm always right," said Fanny, giving her husband's check a loving pinch. "That's the first thing you've got to get into your head, now you're a married man."

(from The Small Bachelor, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)

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