What my grandmother-in-law stuck me with

My wife's paternal grandmother was a kind and gracious lady who lived to be 100 years old, and whose graveside service was the first funeral I ever conducted. When Pam would spend the night with her in the old days, Grandmother Adams would scratch her back while they would watch television (often the Lawrence Welk Show). Perhaps because of that, my wife is addicted to having her back scratched. I don't mind too much, but it cuts down on my fingernail clipper costs.