Sunday, April 20, 2014

Chumps as husbands

Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from the husband having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.

(from The Adventures of Sally, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)

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