The Golden Arrow Discussion Club

This was the social group whose stated aim was to bring "a higher type of ignorance" to Pine Ridge by discussing a wide range of "high class culture subjects." The members were Lum, Abner, Grandpappy Spears, Cedric Wehunt, Grandpa Masters (who slept through the meetings) and Ulysses S. Quincy, who was much prized for his "brainy comments," which were usually confined to "OK," and trying to find someone to paint his barn.