Friday, April 08, 2016

Not a candidate for a police recruiting poster

He was a long, stringy policeman, who flowed out of his uniform at odd spots, as if Nature, setting out to make a constable, had had a good deal of material left over which she had not liked to throw away but hardly seemed able to fit neatly into the general scheme. He had large, knobby wrists of a geranium hue and just that extra four or five inches of neck which disqualify a man for high honours in a beauty competition. His eyes were mild and blue and from certain angle he seemed all Adam's apple.

(from The Small Bachelor, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)

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