Friday, March 28, 2014

Lum on petting lions

Lum: Cedric, do you reckon the lion would bite my arm off if I just petted him a little?

Cedric: I don't know. You can try it one time, Mr. Lum, and if it don't work . . . .

Abner: Why, sure, Lum, you can try it once.

Lum: Once?! A feller don't get but two tries on something like that, and then he runs out of arms.

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