Saturday, November 08, 2014

Lord Shortlands at the morning meal

No better evidence of his state of mind can be advanced than the fact that he merely took a slice of dry toast, for he was a man who, when conditions were right, could put tapeworms to the blush at the morning meal. His prowess with knife and fork had often been noted by his friends. "Shortlands," they used to say, "may have his limitations, but he can breakfast."

(from Spring Fever, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)

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