Tuesday, January 29, 2013

I was terribly disturbed today

to learn that my wife runs on lithium batteries. I am afraid she may burst into flame at any time.

4 comments:

rachel tsunami said...

So you have two choices. You can either arm yourself with fire extinguishers, or you can give her a bear hug and be blissfully engulfed in the flames.

Anonymous said...

She's burst into flames before. We survived.

A

nanny said...

I WHAT?

MICHAELSPAPPY said...

Just a joke, dear. Calm down.