Sunday, June 09, 2013

Obviously single

"Bingo," I cried, deeply moved, "you must act. You must assert yourself. You must put your foot down. You must take a strong stand. You must be master in the home."

He looked at me. A long, strange look.

"You aren't married, are you, Bertie?"

"You know I'm not."

"I should have guessed it, anyway."

(from Very Good, Jeeves)

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