Saturday, July 06, 2013

Speaking of bad puns

"Go on. Say it. I look like something the cat found in Tutankhamen's tomb, do I not?"

"I would not go so far as that, sir, but I have unquestionably seen you more soigne."

It crossed my mind for an instant that with a little thought one might throw together something rather clever about "Way down upon the Soigne River," but I was too listless to follow it up."

(from The Mating Season)

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