Thursday, July 04, 2013

Not at his best

"Bertie! My lamb!" she cried, visibly moved. "What have you been doing to yourself. You look like --"

"Something the cat brought in?"

"I was going to say something excavated from Tutankhamen's tomb, but your guess is as good as mine."

(from The Mating Season, by Sir Pelham Wodehouse)

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