Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Dennis Day and baseball

Dennis Day: You know, Mr. Benny, a bunch of my friends came over to my house yesterday and asked me to play baseball.


Jack Benny: Oh, did you play?

Day: Yeah, but every time I hit the ball, I broke a window. I broke seven windows.

Benny: Kid, you must have played too close to the house when you went outside.

Day: Oh, outside!



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