Dennis Day: You know, Mr. Benny, a bunch of my friends came over to my house yesterday and asked me to play baseball.
Jack Benny: Oh, did you play?
Day: Yeah, but every time I hit the ball, I broke a window. I broke seven windows.
Benny: Kid, you must have played too close to the house when you went outside.
Day: Oh, outside!
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