Men need pockets

There is a reason that overalls have as many pockets as they do. Overalls are a predominantly masculine piece of attire, and men have to have pockets. Lots of pockets. My wife inadvertently bought me a shirt without a pocket a while back, and I immediately read her the Riot Act. She did not do it on purpose, of course; but the fact remains that I have to have pockets. I wear T-shirts fairly often, and even in T-shirts I prefer that they have at least one pocket. Otherwise I am hanging my pen and my glasses on my collar, and that is inconvenient and odd-looking. Give us pockets!